In view of the recent surge of blog-posts about religious extremism (read: Lucia Lai, Jeff Ooi), the newly created Other Beliefs Extra Sensitive Establishment (O.B.E.S.E) will now create a warning to all Muslims around the world.
Seeing that even a cross on an Ice-Cream is viewed as a a form of proselythizing, we at O.B.E.S.E believe that ample warning should be given to Muslims about similar items. Afterall, we’re Extra Sensitive (it’s in our Organization’s name!), and we don’t want Muslims to be exposed to proselythizing objects do we?
Here’s a list of items (pictures included):
- Pillips Screw
- The Mathematical Symbol “+”
- The Alphabet “X”
- Flags of Various Countries
- Microsoft Windows
The Phillips headed screw has a noticable cross on the head. It is adviced that Muslims do not use the screw to screw on anything, as it is part of the Evil Corp’s conspiracy to convert all Muslims into Christians.
Remember, Islam is a tolerant religion. We tolerate any other religion, as long as it is Islam. Christianity certainly does not sound like Islam. Hence any symbolisms of it is regarded as a sign of the coming End Days, and just go home and pray.
Usage of the Phillips Headed Screw can result in very very greivious consequences, including spending an eternity in hell. Vote now, not to use the Phillips Headed Screw.
Mathematics is a very noble subject indeed. However, as it is created in the West, it is obviously suffering from heavy Western influence. And the West has since been heavily influenced by Christian and Jewish Theology. Hence the mathematical symbol of “+” was derived from the Christian Cross. It is of utmost importance that the symbol be no longer used. Instead, our group prefers it that the some random arabic symbol be used. Afterall, the more arabic used, the more Islamic a person is. Might as well you ride a camel and wear a turban. K?
Also, please do note that the Mathematics text books used in schools throughout Malaysia contain this symbol. Our advice is to rid of these symbols of heretics by burning.
The people who created the alphabet “X” are crafty. They’ve created the X, while in truth it is a cross that has been tilted. Beware. Use of such an alphabet will also gain you a one way ticket to hell.
These countries include: Switzerland, Finland, Iceland, Sweeden, Bouvet Island, Norway, Svalbard + Jan Mayen (even the country’s name has a “+” sign in it… HERETICS!), Faroe Islands, Denmark, Dominica, Dominican Republic, Netherlands Antilles, Martinique, Wallis + Futuna Islands, Greece, Tonga, Malta, Anguilla, Australia, Bermuda, United Kingdom, Cayman Islands, Cook Islands, Falkland Islands, Fiji, New Zealand, Niue, England, Pitcairn.
All travels to these countries are warranted as haram, and should not be done, lest you incur the displeasure of god.
Microsoft Windows is a common operating system on many PCs. Through the Zionist means of the huge corporation Microsoft, it has managed to instill a sense of loyalty to the Cross. It is therefore very important that you do not use any computing devices.
Though the logo shown here is an older logo, the newer logo shows a more subtle appearence of the cross. This is indicator that the Western Prothelythizers in Microsoft are using more subtle methods to convert good Muslims into Christians. Be very aware.
The list above is a short list, and are ranked by importance. Other things that also contains a cross and should not be used is listed as below:
- Chess Pieces (the King, Bishop)
- Picket Fences
- Hot Cross Buns (Don’t eat them! Haram!)
- Molecules with lattice structures (Table salt, Ice etc)
- Batteries (they have the “+” sign)
- Remote Controls (the + Volume button should not be pressed)
- The Close Window Icon (because it’s an X)
- Keyboards, Calculators (they both have the “+” sign
Come to think about it, even the letter “t” looks like a cross. To prove that I am a very sensitive person, and I care about other religion’s sensitivities too, the letter “t” will be missing from now on.
Herefore, here will no longer be he need for he leer ” “, as i infinges on he beliefs of ohers. And we mus be sensiive, no?
Cool?
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This post was done in jest, and if you didn’t see it already, welcome to the world of hypersensitive people
_his is what i call dangerous humour. hope i_ doesn_ ge_ you in_o _rouble man
hmm… this is the problem with the extremists. if all things seem to go against them, they will always find problems to picker about. If they believe in God, then they should know that God hasa given them a brain. We are supposed to use it wisely.
How insensi_ive of you, j. You’ve cons_an_ly used _he le__er “_”.
You’re an evil Chris_ian
Amen brother.
We pity you. You haven’t been touched by His Noodly Appendage.
rAmen
burn the heretic kill the mutant, purge the unclean - lectio divinatus, artical 72, subsection 574.
Funny… I posted something similar yesterday. Another solution would be to replace the letter “t” with the Arabic alphabet “ت”. تhaت way you will avoid causing any offense تo تhese over-sensiتive folks…
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Lovin’ it. Looking forward to seeing you killed real soon
if they could feel so easily threaten by a little cross on a biscuit or ice cream or anywhere, then i would laugh and say to them “oh ye of little faith”.
Muslims shouldn’t use Crossroads too. T junctions as well. And should they come to crossroads in the middle of their lives, they should pray they don’t go to hell.
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Boy.. am I cross today. Let’s see what’s across the road.
i would like to clear the cross thingy up
cross is ok for muslim as long as they don’t pray to it as if the cross would answer their pray.
see, if the christian pray to cross, they are actually praying to lots of thing as you guys mentioned above
Hay guys, I recently open a very trustworthy e-mail from an unknown sender and it tells me that all of those expensive class-A dates/kormas sold in Ramadan stalls these days are actually grown in Israel. I believe it is true.
So, should I report this to PPIM?
LOL Hangmen. But those dates are nice to eat. Some are even seedless!
Oh hey, I just discovered the smartest way to kill off the evil cookie issue altogether:
1. Declare that the whole thing is one big pile of lie spread from forwarded e-mails. Get lots of bloggers and people to support this NAO!
2. Unanimously declare that the person who spread the supposed forwarded e-mail is… A JEW!
3. Spice it up with some fancy Jewish World Domination conspiracy theory.
4. Back to good ol’ fashion anti-Israel rhetoric.
5. ????
6. PROFIT!
The most ridicolous post I’ve ever encounter in my life on the internet… just to let you know.
Abdul Rahman: You mean Hangmen’s comment or my blog post. If you mean Hangmen’s comment, FYI, Hangmen himself is a Muslim.
If you mean my blog post, well… then your comment must be the most pointless comment I’ve read on the internet.
Oh wait.. yours may not even be the most pointless comment…hmm
Abdul Rahman: You don’t hate… Jews? (O_O”)
You must not forget of their evil intentions, of driving us wild using a piece of photoshopped cookie to distract the attention of our Muslim brothers and sisters away from their heinous gay orgies in the occupied territories.
tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt GG MULTIPLE CROSSES I AM TEH WINRAR GIF ME UR INTRAWEBZ
Let’s not forget the BMW logo. So for those rich fanatics you MUST SELL YOUR BMW’S and build your MUSLIM made LUXURY CAR. Man, you fanatics should get a life. Just don’t buy the stupid cookie. You have your damn choice. You don’t see us shoving pork up your dinner plate when you travel to another country. So just move on. One more thing the guns and the military weapons that your government use - most likely they are from the USA - a Christian country - so get rid of those. And start making your own weapons. If not, then use the sticks and stones in your back yard, but make sure that your stick doesn’t resemble a cross symbol…..