I am back. And you thought I was in limbo. Well… technically, yes. But that’s a different matter all together. Explaining to mortal humans would be well, futile.

Nevertheless, I am back. With some slight modifications and changes (changes in mass, atomic number [Chewxy is element Cx on the Periodic Table, go check it up], critical mass, protein composition, temporal displacement, consciousness displacement etc etc, yadda yadda [told you that it's too difficult for humans to understand]).

Okay, cut the crap on things that make no sense (harhar, as if you humans made any sense in the first place). If you are not a long time loyal reader (which thank goodness, ranges in the thousands), then you must be new here. And chances are, you got here thanks to my relentless promotion during class. Well, that is if you were smart enough to click the HUGE words “blog” in the first place.

Anyways, many concerned readers had been bombarding my email (a grand total of 6), asked if I were still alive, and if I were still going to blog. My answers – yes, I am still alive (refer to first line), and yes, I am still going to blog. Perhaps one day then, I shall relate my fantastic tale of being in somewhere between the living and the not-so-living.

So, to those new, who am I? I’m your friendly neighborhood (no, you don’t live in my neighborhood) Chewxy. I skip topics like nobody’s businesss, but in the end, you’ll find that no one else makes more sense than me.

Yes, I am proud, cocky and arrogant, sometimes to the point of me sticking my finger right up your nerves. But I also know that I am seldom wrong. Things happen, and revolve around me. Incidences, co-incidences, sub-incidences, super-incidences, pre-incidences all happen a lot around me. Live with it. You will find that electronics fizzle out around me, some people get extremely lucky around me, and some get extremely unlucky. That’s not me. That’s your karma lol. Opportunity springs around with me.

Let’s see… what else about me? Oh yes. I voice my opinions extremely well. I tell you straight what I think. Somethings, it may seem that I am beating round the Bush (capitalized), but if I want to beat around the Bush, I might as well beat around the Rice. So, no. If I seem like I am beating round the bush (not-capitalized), listen deeper. You have just missed what I was trying to tell you. It’s my job to know things about you that will make your hair curl – not that you need it.

And if you’re wondering if I am usually like that, the answer is yes, no and maybe. Every encounter you will ever have with me, you choose my personality. If you choose to see me as a narcissistic person, I will appear to you as a narcissistic person. If you choose to see me as a nice person who cares, I will appear to you as a nice person who cares. If you choose to see me as someone weird and to be wary about, then you be wary about me. I do not hold an absolute form. However you see me is different from how another person sees me. Some people see me as youthful and full of energy and yet another person in the same room would see me as an old man. It’s your choice on how you want it to be. (Of course, I could go on the It’s-Your-POV lecture for hours and hours)

Something about Law 101 lecture today also told me that I am a very straight person. The fact that I cannot defend myself against Ms. Jana’s (extremely simple and easy) mock piracy charges tells me that I need to learn some crooked methods in dealing with people. Ah, well… sometime geniuses can be dumb too. And straight. And hard. (You didn’t have to know this, unless you’re a lady)

Then again, Ms. Jana has good debate skills (dummkopf, what can you expect, she is a lawyer), and has great Abductive Reasoning. Ah… there you go. I also openly express my likes and dislikes of a person or thing. Of which, you can find it in great abundance on this blog. I care deeply for the ones I love (people like Pretty Swallow and stuff like that), and no matter how unapproachable a person or thing is, I never believe in giving up.

Yes. I almost never give up. Unless the mathematical equation is too hard, and someone already solved it, of which then there is no point in furthering the pursuit of the mystery. I’m very very Malaysian, meaning I like to be spoonfed information and knowledge, but of course, you didn’t need to know that.

To the Dept. of Business students who actually are smart enough to click the “BLOG” link, that’s all, actually. That’s ME. Not you. ME.

To my old readers, I bet this post had revealed something new to you about me. And if you felt a deja-vu feeling that you’ve read something similar before, yea, you’re right. There were lines pasted directly from a similar entry in my old blog – including the Rita Skeeter references, though I have used different ones. (To those who are new to this blog, this is a very new version of my blog. My old blog was hacked and taken down by someone who didn’t like me. I have backups of course)

Note #1: if you have read to this part, and have not skipped a single thing, congratulations. You’ve endured the worst of Chewxy. You may proceed to find a friendlier version of me in real life.
If you were somehow insulted by me, too bad then. If you’re that special someone that I care about and still feel insulted by what I typed, I’m sorry.

Note #2: Law 101 students, congratulations for reading the whole post. Now, you may visit my Law 101 subsite to gain updates on Ms. Jana’s stuffs. Click on the subscribe button to subscribe to Law 101 updates! (saves my phone bill) Offers last till the end of semester, so grab it while it’s still HOT HOT HOT!!!

Well, that’s about it. Signing out now. Have a nice day. Gutten Tag.

p/s: Something Inspiring is coming your way in 2007!

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