I woke up early this morning with a start. I dreamt that Sarah started speaking Japanese and she changed her name to Riyo Mori. And Edmund was shouting “NO WAI!!!” the whole time. I was gleefully rubbing my hands.
And Abel took my schedule and messed around with the time slot (somehow, even though the schedule was in paper, he managed to move the time slots around with his fingers like the Surface Computer. And so when I got back the schedule from him, I called the wrong people at the wrong time.
Sarah/Riyo wasn’t too happy. I distinctly remember some really harsh sounding Japanese words being yelled down my phone. My Japanese isn’t very good (I can only pick up a few sentences in rapidfire Japanese), but apparently in my dreams, I understood every damn word.
Then Xingyi walked into the room through my phone, dragging Pretty Swallow behind her in her hand. Xingyi locked the door, and started complaining about PS and I being incompetent at everything. She then took out a bomb similar to the C4 terrorists use in CS:Source, and started typing 7355608. I remember screaming at Xy - “WTF are you doing!!!”, and she told me to just wait and see.
Just then, 6 Zerglings unburrowed (but we were on the 2nd floor!!!!!), and the bomb went off, knocking those Zerglings off. PS is still angry at me for no reason, and Xy just told me she brought her Heroes set to watch. I settled down to watch Heroes with Xy and PS while suddenly Shuba and Sarah/Riyo appeared at my door and asked why am I bumming my arse off and not working.
I woke up. I am going to check if Abel took my schedule. Ah, but at least I know how Sarah will look like in a kimono.
Cool?
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your dreams are messed up. clearly, you are under much pressure. freud wrote some interesting things about dreams. the zerglings, for example, symbolises your instinctive need to ram a carrier up someone’s noggin. according to freud. maybe. if he was korean and played starcraft.
If I were a zealot… I’d ram a psi-blade up someone’s… nvm
I was a Terran Marine boarding a Dropship, I’d use my Stimpacks repeatedly if you know what I mean.
Hmm…. Scary indeed - things are coming true.
Abel took my schedule - check
Called the wrong person (phone screwed up the numbers, and called Shuba instead of Davina) - check
Called the correct person at the right time (in the middle of a stage production) - check
OMG…*clicks stimpacks button frantically*
TAIMU PARADOKSU-DESU!
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
hey chewxy, i think you have korean blood from a really really really distant relative. Otherwise, why would you be dreaming of zerglings and CS?