I’m bored, so here are some things for you:
- They integrated from the very point of origin. Her curves were continuous, and even though he was odd, he was a real number. The day their lines first intersected, they became an ordered pair. From then on it was a continuous function. They were both in their prime, so in next to no time they were horizontal and parallel. She was awed by the magnitude of his perpendicular line, and he was amazed by her conical projections. “Bisect my angle!” she postulated each time she reached her local maximum. He taught her the chain rule as she implicitly defined the amplitude of his simple harmonic motion. They underwent multiple rotations of their axes, until at last they reached the vertex, the critical point, their finite limit. After that they slept like logs. Later she found him taking a right-handed limit, that was a problem, because it was an improper form. He meanwhile had realized that she was irrational, not to mention square. She approached her ex, so they diverged.
- One evening Rene Descartes went to relax at a local tavern. The tender approached and said, “Ah, good evening Monsieur Descartes! Shall I serve you the usual drink?”. Descartes replied, “I think not.”, and promptly vanished.
- “Do you love your math more than me?”
“Of course not, dear - I love you much more.”
“Then prove it!”
“OK… Let R be the set of all lovable objects.. “ - Moebius strip no-wear belt drive! (Please see other side for warranty details.)
Cool?
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Er. A world without geometry is pointless.
YOU’RE BACKKK!!! Anyway, thanks for making math smexy.
Tl;dr.
das ist lulz.
i see you’re back, functioning.
He’s barely functioning. He doesn’t have internet at home, and is slowly dying.
I just realized that I have the original tapes of WEB of Lies with me.
no internets for chewxy? poor fellow. here, have one. i have over 9000.
Hola. I am back. With a 24Mbps connection. And that’s my net speed.
Will be ‘functioning’ in a few days.
(nice pun, Wan)
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