I dunno whatever possessed you guys to think that my Math entry was a sign that I’m back online. It was an entry that was pre-published months ago. Here, have a look, it’s almost 100 posts ago since I pre-published the Math entry.
Anyways, here are some weird lines that I’ve picked up from so many weeks of me being absent on my own blog:
- Remember to drive slowly in Australia. They have plenty of speed traps there! And their fines are hefty for speeding!
From Grace. Right. The fastest I got to uni was 5 mins yesterday. On foot. Coz I was late. - What, no mints?
From someone who doesn’t want to be named. Well, quite a few people know that I always have mints in my car (Tic-Tacs or Eclipse)… but the week before I left, I didn’t see fit to buy any mints for the car, so when he got on, he couldn’t find any, hence the statement. - Become the most powerful person in the universe.
Crush any and all who oppose youDon’t!
From someone. Apparently she didn’t want me to crush my opponents with an iron fist. Heh. Well.. the picture is pretty self explanatory.
- IDP Australia Education Fair! All fees waived!
From my SMS. Someone at IDP Malaysia text me a message. Right. I’m already in Australia. Duh. - They’re Biodegradable
That was by a girl at a counter in Coles! I was at Coles buying some stuff (juices, milk, heavy stuff) and asked for an extra plastic bag since Australian plastic bags (or the ones used at Coles) are biodegradable, so they break very easily. But the girl at the counter stared at me as if I was daft and told me the above. Of course, she was nice enough to give me 2 extra bags, but I ended up being one of the extremely green-conscious aussie people and got this:
which, of course, broke at the seams by the fourth time I used it (apparently it had a maxmum limit of 10 Kilos, which 6 litres of juice and 3 litres of milk and 1.6 kilos of rice broke it):
so right now I am using the ‘environmentally-friendly’ (and extremely pointless bag) as a bag to hold my plastic bags
Cool?
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Hmm…I’ll get you one from Dunnes Stores, they hold much more than 10 kilos. And it’s good to be environmentally friendly…
LOL - I have the tendency to use the plastic bags for throwing out the garbage anyway, hence my lack of ‘green bags’.
That being said, I have this gigantic bag I bring with me to Victoria Market LOL.
i brought along a Giant bag =) hehe.. it can tahan. you should have brought one.
ayjk: Right. I don’t believe that I am marginal enough to save the environment. Maybe if I were Julia Roberts.
cfgt: Lol…same here.
Drinkingcocoa: Heh… it’s supposed to be environmentally friendly
Your to do list No.5, I’ll compete with you and I’ll crush you yet!!!!!!!!! ;-P
You forgot doing the laundry, getting married and spawning more Overlords.
Can i be your every ass-kissing snivelling sidekick?
UW: We’ll see. You forgot I always win.
Hangmen: Doing laundry, done. Getting married, very nearly, spawn more overlords when SC2 comes out
Aoshi: Sure