Without rhyme or reason… she posted this.
Without rhyme or reason… I posted this.
And now the reason is clear.
I’ve been pursuing a healthy interest in that girl. She’s pretty, she’s smart, and drives a car that I can’t afford to own (no, it’s not a sports car, it’s just that I can’t afford any car). She’s been to Cambridge and back. She’s a genius in economics. She works for the Fed (no, not the FBI – you’ve been watching too many cop shows.) – Not under Bernarke, though.
She has a sultry deep voice (not unlike Lauren Bacall’s), which is soothing to listen to. Just a purr of her voice would melt a man (which would explain my blobiness). She makes me laugh, she makes me think, she makes me ponder about life, the universe and everything. She challenges the very core of my soul. She inspires me…
Five days ago, after 9 months of courtship (and you thought this was a joke)… I asked her an all important question. To which… she replied “Yes! I will!”
That’s all folks! Elanor Tan’s the next Mrs. Chewxy. Wedding will be in Suncorp Stadium. Invites will be sent out soon (to those in Malaysia and UK, you probably need tickets to come to Australia. Better book now. MAS is good. BA sucks).
Again…congratulations!
I don’t get it.
[...] If you believed a word I said in Elanor Tan (And an Announcement), you deserve to be shot (especially those who fell for my MSN personal message). The SunCorp Stadium was a dead giveaway that I wasn’t being serious. She’s in Cambridge now, for those of you who are interested (and I’m not too sure about this either). [...]