Bloggck Blabs!

Hello there.

I am Bloggck, the Oh-God of Writer’s Block. The reason why I am posting this here today on behalf of Chewxy is because he’s having a severe writer’s block and is incapacitated by the severe lack of ability to articulate himself lucidly (that man has never been able to do so, but deludes himself in thinking he’s always able to do so).

As it happens, I was visiting Gab, the Oh-God of Please-Make-Him-Stop-Talking!, and she was complaining about the human who was giving Her so much trouble by talking so much crap – Chewxy. Gab asked me to help Her out, and so I did. And so Chewxy became overcome with writer’s block.

And so, that’s the reason why he’s been making really lacklustre blog articles and not many updates in between.

haha HAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAAHAAAHAAAHAA!!!!! (five exclaimation marks, signs of a deranged God-like mind)

Rest assured, your comments will be passed on to him. In the meantime, if anyone has a writer’s block, they can start saying “Oh, god,” and pray to me