This is random made up nonsense:
In Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Mutt Williams (Shia LeBouf) will deliver to Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford) a minority report. Reading the report, Indy then will have to go to Munich to pick up a crystal skull. Which then leads him to South America, where Indy will fall into an Amazonian River, and will have to fight Bruce the Great White Shark. Along the way he goes into the Jurassic Park Peruvian jungles, and has to outrun some velociraptors.
Finally he reaches the Mayan ruins, and discover that he has one last task ahead of him: He has to save Private Ryan because his name is on Schindler’s list. As he steps up to the final place, it’s revealed that Mutt is the bad guy all along, and has been playing catch-me-if-you- can’ with Indy. As Mutt is about to shoot him, the Mothership descends and plays music. Opens up a ramp, and ET toddles out.
ET tells Mutt: “He (Indiana Jones) is your father. Search your feelings, Mutt.” Mutt screams “noooooooooo!” and fall off a precipe. Indy, enraged that the extra terrestial caused him his son, declares a war of the worlds, since he’s so powerful now he holds the power of the crystal skull. As he called upon the powers of the crystal skull, it failed him. He looked around and noted an engraving at the bottom of the crystal skull: Made in Taiwan. Batteries not included.
ET, being a nice being, decided to make an AI version of Mutt for Indy. As he presented Indy the AI version of Mutt, Indy said: “but he looks like Haley Joel Osment!” But by then, ET was gone, as is the musical mothership.
THE END
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If you believed any of the things I typed above, please look up the dictionary for the word ‘gullible’, because that’s where you’ll find your picture.
p/s: This could also be seen as a succint and incomplete run-through of Spielberg’s directorial career.
How dare you leave out the fellowship that followed Indiana and protected him all the way? As well as the magical remote control that could control time?
No LOTR?
It seems some code disappeared somewhere.
Soggie:
Remote control that controls time? What movie is that? Time Stoppers was directed by Jonathan Frakes (*scoff* WilliamTRiker*cough*)
Aoshi:
Spielberg did not direct LOTR. Peter Jackson did.
cfgt:
What code?
Lol came here from another post. How come i never read this? funny stuff. =P
I’m beginning to have a new appreciation for Star Wars and Indiana Jones.