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Antworten zum Universum

January 28th, 2008 at 12:03 pm

Random Chats

Between me and Edmund, in a mamak store (we were talking about chinese movies - in particular the Banquet and Curse of the Golden Flower):

Me: Ge You, he’s also play the Emperor in Hero right?

Edmund: NO!!!! That’s Chen Dao Ming.

Me: Oh…

Edmund: Yea…

Me: Damn, All of them chinese have the same face.

Between cfgt and I :

Me: BRB. House

cfgt: Isn’t AXN’s House pretty outdated?

Me: One season. Ten actually picked up pace!

cfgt: yah

Me: I strangely remember this episode well

cfgt: … which one? The one where Foreman kills the patient?

Me: no. The one where the boy got an extra dose of hormones from his father

cfgt: you mean the one where the boy and the girl got an extra does of hormones from the father

Me: Ya. LOL. You remember this episode too!

cfgt: of course

If anything, this tells you how bored we were (while I was waiting for 773 files to finish uploading).

And to bore you further, here’s another random chat:

cfgt: otherwise I wouldn’t have been able to do DDR 7-8 footers

Me: wha-? DDR7? Since when did 3 jump to 7?

cfgt: ? 7-footers, as in difficulty

Me: oh, DDR as in Dance Dance Revolution. I thought you were talking about RAM.

cfgt: LOL

Me: I so need some sleep.

Want more?

cfgt: I locked myself out of the ACP

Me: WTF? How?

cfgt: I typed the wrong password too many times

Me: LOL

And here’s even more inanity! - Zybler and I

Me: Something tells me I am paranoid

Zybler: it’s not paranoid if they’re really after you.

Me: lol. so lets face it eh. I’ll run.

One last one, I promise you - wkKay and I:

Me: What’s a jam session?cfgt: …

Me: Peanut butter involved?

wkKay: plenty

wkKay: we rub it on each others’ chest

Me: I KNEW it was something kinky!

p.s: If you didn’t get the “all of them chinese have the same face” joke… I’m Chinese. Proud of it too.

p.p.s: I think Act Your Age was an amusing House episode, especially when the kid starts flirting with Cameron

p.p.p.s: If you didn’t know… DDR stands for Double Data Rate (SD) RAM.

p.p.p.p.s: I finally found out that jam sessions are musical recitals. Nothing to do with PB and J, much to my dismay. I had set my mind on something loftier kinkier.

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  • 1

    …you really didn’t know what a jam session was?…

    cfgt on January 28th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
  • 2

    I got the feeling wkKay was messing around with me, so I actually got off my lazy arse and googled. Modern english fails me

    Chewxy on January 28th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
  • 3

    I echo cfgt: ‘YOU DIDN’T KNOW WHAT A JAM SESSION WAS?!’

    Heh.

    HEH.

    For all the times you made me feel bimbo-ish.

    HEH.

    Xingyi on January 28th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
  • 4

    Being an extremely prideful being, I’d say: it’s the English Language’s fault. Never mine. LOL.

    Okay, I admit… that was idiotic. But I am not as rock-musically inclined, so I really didn’t know jamming means bashing your guitar on the floor over and over again in a recital

    Chewxy on January 28th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
  • 5

    Hmph. A true musician loves his instrument and would not bash it.

    Xingyi on January 28th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
  • 6

    LOL. Exaggeration, my dear. Exaggeration. I actually do listen to jazz music you know (just don’t play, so I never came across the word ‘jam’ before)

    Chewxy on January 28th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
  • 7

    Jam session? Mmmm… let’s spread jam over each other and have a jam fight.

    Aoshi_88 on January 28th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
  • 8

    er, again, only if you have breasts and a vagina.

    Chewxy on January 28th, 2008 at 9:13 pm
  • 9

    Omfg, how could you NOT know what jamming is???

    ~hashie

    hashie on January 29th, 2008 at 2:19 am
  • 10

    Er… outside my required domain of knowledges?

    I think you’ve heard me say this - the mind is like an empty attic, it fills with what you fill it up with, and it will get full. So why let it get full with irrelevant knowledge like jamming?

    If I want musical entertainment, I’ve got the piano to play, and I’ve got Reason and other tools to orchestrate whatever music I want to write. Some people find a quantum of solace in playing Guitar Hero, I don’t. Probably will never either. Its just not my thing, LOL

    Chewxy on January 29th, 2008 at 5:33 am
  • 11

    OMG, comment 8 is damn hilarious.
    I like the jam humuor man.
    For once, I understood something that chewxy doesnt.
    that is a guinness record. LOL

    gulaysh on January 30th, 2008 at 10:22 am
  • 12

    But i don’t have breasts and a vagina. Will you settle for anal?

    Aoshi_88 on January 30th, 2008 at 10:56 am
  • 13

    Grace:
    Oh, go ahead and laugh. :D

    Aoshi:
    You are not funny

    Chewxy on January 30th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
  • 14

    Damn… i wish i was funny for you.

    Aoshi_88 on January 30th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
  • 15

    Random chats about a post called ‘Random Chat’. o_O

    cfgt on January 31st, 2008 at 7:30 pm
  • 16

    Heh… I’ll have a ‘True Geek’ post. Simon gave his coords. Go read randomname

    Chewxy on January 31st, 2008 at 10:34 pm

 

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