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March 11th, 2008 at 7:13 am

Green Eggs and Ham

Green Eggs and Ham

My breakfast this morning.
Without any warning,

I got Green Eggs and Ham!
Blast that Sam-I-Am!

Before you ask,

I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not eat them with a mouse.
I will not eat them in a house.
I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
i will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.

I do not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, SamAlan-I-am.

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  • 1

    This post was inspired by Dr. Seuss. And my housemate who keeps sending me videos of Dr. Seuss.

    And no, I will not watch anything to do with a thneed in it. Because I’ll probably start going Dr. Seuss when I talk.

    Chewxy on March 11th, 2008 at 7:14 am
  • 2

    The ham has to be green as well. Wonder if it’s grammatically correct to use ‘green eggs and ham’ or ‘green eggs and green ham’?

    True Blue

    True Blue on March 11th, 2008 at 10:17 am
  • 3

    if the ham has to be green, then it should be “Green Eggs and Green Ham”

    Chewxy on March 11th, 2008 at 10:23 am
  • 4

    i’ll take the ham, but the eggs look disgusting

    Nigel on March 11th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
  • 5

    What disgusting colour.. I bet you put some dye in the eggs isit? I absolutely have no appetite now.. btw.. are those eggs REAL?

    yuhhui on March 11th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
  • 6

    Would you, could you, have Green Eggs and Ham?

    Chewxy on March 12th, 2008 at 9:09 am
  • 7

    MUTANT EGGSSS!! NGAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

    Aoshi on March 12th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
  • 8

    Would you, would you, have mutant eggs?

    Chewxy on March 12th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
  • 9

    No it looks like radiated eggs. Might turn you into the hulk if you’re lucky. Or ghouls in fallout if you’re not lucky.

    soggie on March 12th, 2008 at 7:28 pm
  • 10

    Yay for food colouring!

    cfgt on March 12th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
  • 11

    Hmm, I wonder why so many people think its food coloring, or real eggs to begin with.

    How many of you have seen real green eggs?

    Chewxy on March 12th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
  • 12

    Photoshop la!

    ~hashie

    hashie on March 13th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
  • 13

    After taking a second hard look, i know what i missed. :(

    Aoshi on March 13th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
  • 14

    green egg, never see before this color… look like special,what taste is that?

    iCalvyn on March 25th, 2008 at 10:43 pm

 

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