
My breakfast this morning.
Without any warning,
I got Green Eggs and Ham!
Blast that Sam-I-Am!
Before you ask,
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not eat them with a mouse.
I will not eat them in a house.
I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
i will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, SamAlan-I-am.
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This post was inspired by Dr. Seuss. And my housemate who keeps sending me videos of Dr. Seuss.
And no, I will not watch anything to do with a thneed in it. Because I’ll probably start going Dr. Seuss when I talk.
The ham has to be green as well. Wonder if it’s grammatically correct to use ‘green eggs and ham’ or ‘green eggs and green ham’?
True Blue
if the ham has to be green, then it should be “Green Eggs and Green Ham”
i’ll take the ham, but the eggs look disgusting
What disgusting colour.. I bet you put some dye in the eggs isit? I absolutely have no appetite now.. btw.. are those eggs REAL?
Would you, could you, have Green Eggs and Ham?
MUTANT EGGSSS!! NGAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Would you, would you, have mutant eggs?
No it looks like radiated eggs. Might turn you into the hulk if you’re lucky. Or ghouls in fallout if you’re not lucky.
Yay for food colouring!
Hmm, I wonder why so many people think its food coloring, or real eggs to begin with.
How many of you have seen real green eggs?
Photoshop la!
~hashie
After taking a second hard look, i know what i missed.
green egg, never see before this color… look like special,what taste is that?