To break the monotony of my Kyoto observations (there’s more to come), I’m going to post pictures of toys I bought from Japan, and a comic sorta thing. Be aware though, it’s not safe for work. Lo and behold:
I only bought three figurines: Suzumiya Haruhi, Nagato Yuki (in the background) and Yayoi from Yami no Kanata (that’s the naughty figure)
I can somehow imagine Haruhi being so bored that she has to make another girl her slave (Mikuru anyone?). LOL. I know, coz that’s what I’d do when I get as bored as Haruhi to start SOS-Dan. Yuki is a chibi character in the box. Want to see her closer?
There, Nagato Yuki out of the box, and closer. But it seems that she forgot to wear her skir-
//–BEGIN Interrupt Sequence by YUKI N.–//
YUKI N. > That is a lie. You removed my skirt when you took me out of the box.
//–END Interrupt Sequence YUKI N. –//
That wasn’t entirely true. Her skirt fell out when I took her out of the box //–Sequence.injection: YUKI N. > That’s another lie. Chewxy took off the skirt intentionally <--//. Being the nice (i.e. non-hentai chikan) guy, I decided to put her skirt back for her…
There.. Nagato Yuki in full skir-
//– BEGIN Interrupt Sequence by YUKI N. –//
YUKI N. > That idiot. He put the skirt back the wrong way round. Baka baka baka…
//– END Interrupt Sequence YUKI N. –//
Anyways, that’s Nagato Yuki… out of her box. That’s-
//– BEGIN Interrupt Sequence by YUKI N. –//
YUKI N. > Ano baka… I’m going to go into my witch mode
//– END Interrupt Sequence YUKI N. –//
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Yuki:
Haruhi: Nagato! What are you guys doing! Look I’ve found a new slave girl!
Yayoi: B-but you forced me!
Yuki: Haruhi! …
Yuki: …
Haruhi: Yes?
Yuki: Shamisen…
Shamisen: Chewxy pasted me on Yayoi’s private parts as a way to censor Yayoi’s you-know-what.
Yayoi: I didn’t want a part of this.. but it seemed fun! Nyaa~
Haruhi: I know! Isn’t Chewxy a genius!? Ne? Ne? Using a cat to censor private parts! Genius! Desho? Desho?
Yuki: ….
Chewxy: Time for you to take a bow out guys
Cool?
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Haha. Alan said you’re disgusting for using a cat in that fashion. Chew my friend, I don’t know what to say.
Somehow, you made the naughty figure you bought sound so much, um, naughtier on MSN. I feel disappointed.
Tubby: Say ’sugoi’ which is ‘disgusting’ in Japanese… not
cfgt: Well, I saw a Nanase Ren one. And people still visit my room. I don’t want people to see a toy figurine and think ‘Oh my.. Chewxy is a perv who likes bondage figurines… better stay away from him from now on’
Well, at least nobody would mistake you praying to it.
Your NSFW label is very misleading. I am quite honestly, disappointed…
~hashie
cfgt: Ahah! I should get one of those 8 1/2 tails figures like yours..
Hashie: Seriously, none of you think this is extreme? Cool!
Haha. I think it’s extreme. Maybe you should also write a blog about the following three things:
1) Your conditioned response to a cucumber (Alan suggested I should poke you with one, which I’m contemplating - perhaps on the 18th when alcohol becomes my ally).
2) Your comment about my phone vibrating (how it’s such a powerful force and the implication of it).
3) The comment you made when Irene uttered “a lot of periods” (in the context of teaching).
You better not edit this comment. Lol.
1)Huh? What cucumber?
2)Um.. I did mention your phone has powerful vibrations. I could feel my room vibrate when your alarm goes off.
3)Period T=1, T=2, T=3…
It was you guys who kept filling in my ‘…’ blanks with naughty stuff. LOL
Too tired to leave a comment that makes sense but here’s something else…
” OH LAWD IS DAT SUM HARUHI GASHOPONS!?”
AND I SEE NEKO-RAEP AND BONDAGE.
Aoshi: They’re not gashapons… I’ve never seen gashapons so huge. I wanted to get some, but 100yen for one random one seems abit steep… and plus my travel partner was quite pissed off I stayed so long in an ota shop
And yes, neko-raep and bondage ftw
Well, at least he didint get this:
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Wtfjapan2.jpg
A COMPREHENSIBLE, EASILY UNDERSTANDABLE POST BY CHEWXY? UNPOSSIBLE! MY MIND BLEW UP WITNESSING THIS GROUND-BREAKING UNPOSSIBILITY IN THE MAKING!