Technogasm/Realisation · Awesome

tech·no·gasm /tɛkˈnɒgæzəm/. n., pl. -gasm·s. 1. a form of ‘orgasm’ or intense pleasure that is derived from technological gadgets and gizmos galore; this pleasure is mostly experienced by nerds, geeks or other related stereotypes: I am having a technogasm over device X.

Okay, so the definition was mostly copied from Urban Dictionary. Feh. But I do indeed . . . → Read More: Technogasm/Realisation · Awesome

An Atheist’s Apology

This is from an Eric Lee (who’s a completely awesome guy):

[W]e atheists are in a state of rebellion and sin, if all our claims are based on untestable assumptions, then we scientists must have done a great disservice to the world.

Allow me to apologize then, on behalf of all those who study and practice science, for . . . → Read More: An Atheist’s Apology

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

This is the song I shall sing to my kids when I have them:

Twinkle twinkle little star,

How I wonder what you are

Its a ball of fire formed

From the fusion of H2

Into helium it becomes

Light and heat too here they come

I sung this to my girlfriend, and she loved it. She is awesome . . . → Read More: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

The Day of the Random Pseudo Random Number Generator

I was busy doing my assignment yesterday. My MSN status message read: Disturb me and feel my wrath – You can choose which to receive: the sacrifice of your firstborn; flaming columns from the sky; or get turned into pillar of salt.

And yet, people still wanted to chat with me on MSN. I mean, I don’t mind the regulars (cfgt, silkrose, ruben, zybler), but wtf… that message was like an invitation to chat. But soon, late in the day, cfgt finally messaged me on MSN. Our chat log looks like this:

cfgt says:
*kacau kacau* [in English: disturb disturb]

Chewxy says:
and the random number generator has determined the wrath thou shalt receiveth!

Chewxy says:
it’s 3!!!

cfgt says:
lol

Chewxy says:
Locusts to your crops!

Of course, cfgt wasn’t disturbing me much. But I got so tickled by the idea that a person’s wrath can be randomly generated. So I fired up Python and made a damn simple wrath generator. Each time a person would disturb me on MSN, they’d get a response from the wrath generator (which oddly made them talk more -___-) Continue reading The Day of the Random Pseudo Random Number Generator

Still Alive

This was a triumph
I’m making a a note here: HUGE SUCCESS
It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction

Chewxy lives! [editor's note: pronounce Chew-ex-why]
He does what he must, because he can
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead.

But there’s no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying till you get many As
And the . . . → Read More: Still Alive

I Put This On My Lap!

Yep, you saw it right. This is the temperature of my laptop while its on my lap – 92 degrees Celcius. It eventually went up to 98 degrees and finally at 100 degrees (how hot is 100 Celcius? Water boils at 100 Celcius), my computer shut down. The program is the ever so awesome I8kfan by . . . → Read More: I Put This On My Lap!

Funny Dream

This is the reason why you shouldn’t watch Battlestar Galactica followed by Big Bang Theory: I had the strangest dream last night.

After watching Sometimes A Great Notion, I followed by watching Episode 9 of Season 1 – Tigh Me Up, Tigh Me Down, followed by The Bath Item Gift Hypotheisis (Big Bang Theory). Then I went . . . → Read More: Funny Dream