By Chewxy, on March 31st, 2009%
Today’s post is a three-in-one post tied together with a theme of utility. There are three stories, and all of it happened today. Anyone familiar with the notations of set theory will understand the title – that Globalization, Socializing and Homelessness are part of the set of post called Utility. Continue reading Utility = {Globalization, Socializing, Homelessness}
By Chewxy, on March 16th, 2009%
Most people who know me knows I love tea. Now you know too. I appreciate tea not the way Kevin Rose imbibes his tea (feel free to read his tea resources though). The San Fransciscan way simply isn’t for me. No, me, I prefer something more traditional, and way less of the American bastardization of what tea is (case in point: Starbucks chai…most wtf drink ever). I list among my favorites, longjing (龙井), puer (普洱), and when available, piluochun (碧螺春) rather than just generic “green tea”.
Now, amongst the three of those, I have most plentiful stock in longjing, and I drink it every day. Longjing is also very versatile. Asides from plain drinking, I once accidentally discovered it to be awesome to be used in cooking (I accidentally dropped some loose leaves into a salmon steak while marinating it once – putting it into the oven was awesome).
So, this morning, I took out a T-bone steak to defrost. It was a rather old meat. Not old in that it has past its use-by date, but old in the sense that the fridge doesn’t do a good job freezing the meat. As such, the meat looked stale. It probably wouldn’t taste good if I just cooked it thus. The solution is simple – marinate the meat! Continue reading Tea Bone Steak
By Chewxy, on February 25th, 2009%
This post was called Twitter-like Blogging. The original contents are quoted below
1.18 a.m – I’m tired as fuck and I can’t sleep. I just wanna lie down and close my eyes and sleep 50 hours. But I can’t. What the fuck.
1.33 a.m – meh. I can literally see everything flickering. Cubing’s slowed down to 12 minutes. Mind can’t calm down.
1.47 a.m – the human brain is awesome. My room wall just changed colors from grey to purple. And silkrose and another girl is in my room. And I’m blogging. wtf
1.55 a.m – omfg. i hink i lost depth perspedctive. typing is slow as fuck.
The original contents of the blog is quoted above. What’s to follow is written now. Continue reading Brainpower
By Chewxy, on February 23rd, 2009%
So, I went back to Malaysia for nary a month (props to my dad for bailing me out from a financial crisis). Surprisingly, my holidays wasn’t as I expected. I expected lots of sleep and personal time, and it ends up, I sleep as much as I do in Australia (or as little), and I get whisked from place to place – nope, no personal time at all.
And so, instead of boringly recounting what I did in Malaysia (you know, in hopes of sounding like a bimbotic female blogger who’d only take pictures of herself only from an elevated angle), I shall only post the highlights of my Malaysia trip + my holidays in general (in a mostly chronological order): Continue reading Malaysia Trip #1, 2009 Highlights
By Chewxy, on January 9th, 2009%
It seems, every 2 years or so, drama kicks into my life. In 2005, I got kicked out of my scholarship to UK because I simply didn’t do well for my A Levels. In 2007, there was this whole fiasco with Pretty Swallow, and as much as I love her, I have long accepted she’s gone from my life.. at least for now. And now, it’s 2009. I was thinking to myself on New Year’s day, that another drama was bound to happen, and what do you know? It did.
I quit my job (or was terminated, according to whom you ask), and am left with $12.05 in my bank account. Besides my boss not paying me, I also quit/got terminated due to some other reason, that being “attitude”.
Continue reading Drama From Work
By Chewxy, on January 2nd, 2009%
Yes yes I know, its 2009. In fact, its 2 days into 2009. And I’m late in blogging these things. The title is actually courtesy of a client I visited (and collected data from) prior to 1st Jan.
She didn’t qualify demographically, so I cheerfully said “Happy New Year” and was about to leave, when she said “but you don’t celebrate New Year‽” I could feel the interrobang piercing my skin. I turned around and asked her what she meant. Our conversation went something like this: Continue reading But You Don’t Celebrate New Year‽
By Chewxy, on December 23rd, 2008%
Today’s blog post is a 2-in-1! Wow, you readers are getting more value! Aaaaanyhooow, I work with a lot of people from different nationalities, but mostly, I have 4 British work buddies (one who looks uncannily like Zac Efron, for you interested ladies), a few Aussies, and one Indian. Oh, and my boss’ partner is Scottish.
And to those who don’t already know, I speak English with a relatively flat accent. And also, my English accents tend to change depending on whom I speak to (wow, does this mean I have Peter Petrelli’s emphatic mimickry?). In the morning, I see my workmates and chat with them, typically my English accent for the day would be formed. Then in the afternoon, when I go to see the clients, I would carry this weird pastiche of accents with me and confuse the hell out of my clients.
Accents I am typically exposed to in a day:
- Mid-west American (from my housemate)
- Scottish (from my boss’ partner – it doesn’t really shound like Sean Connery spheaking)
- Manchester (from my British colleague – feels really rough and tumble)
- North London (from another of my British colleagues)
- Received Pronounciation (from yet another British colleague from the same uni as me. You really feel like he’s Royalty or something when he speaks)
- Queenslander (you can hear a drawl towards the end of sentences)
- General Australian (most of my colleagues speak with general aussie)
- Adelaidian (my housemate… dammit)
- Indian/Sri Lankan (my workmate – he speaks general australian, but lapses sometimes)
- Hongkie (from my immediate supervisor)
- Malaysian (my own… it only exists in the timing of words, not the pronounciation)
As a result of this messed up nonsense, sometimes my clients get extremely confused. There was once I met with an Irish lady, and after an hour of discussion, I ‘inherited’ the accent, and my next client had to endure me saying something like “to-die is tius-die, we’ll shet it up within 21 dies”, with every 2nd or so syllable ending on an upward accent.
It’s irritating me as well. And I have to spend a considerable amount of brainpower to keep it within one accent (and no, I do not have a “natural accent” to fall back to).
And then.. today I knocked my head while getting out of the car. It was a big bump on the head and for nearly 2 whole minutes my vision was noisy. Then when I was talking to my customers, I found it very difficult to control the mix of accents.
Bah. Continue reading Accents; and Buying for Christmas
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