So.. Google launched their own satellite, with a GeoEye 1 camera on board. Think of all the things they can do now. As one commenter on Valleywag said, just attach a Advanced Tactical Laser, and you practically have a low powered Death Star waiting to kill anyone with pinpoint accuracy.
You see, our spies have located the plans for Google’s mind domination.
The data brought to us by the Yahooligan spies pinpoint the exact location of the Google Mind Control Towers1 (what do you think powers the Google MentalPlex). We also know that their main weapons systems are not yet operational. But most important of all, we have learnt that Larry and Sergei, and Eric and Marissa will be personally overseeing the final parts of this construction.
Many Yahooligans died to bring us information. Admiral Ackbar, please.
Ahem. Admiral Ackbar here. Take evasive actions! Green group, stick close to holding sector MV-7! IT’S A TRAP!
- it must be noted that one of Red Alert 2′s engineers used to be good friends with Larry and Sergei, and incorporated their ideas into RA2. Of course, after that, he was never heard of again [↩]
