Apr 202012
 
Zybler and cfgt were having a perfectly normal conversation about the rumoured liquid metal tech being used for the next generation iPhones. I barge in with nonsense. This was the resulting chat:
 
Chewxy:
T-1000 reporting for duty
Zybler:
it would stay that shape
cfgt:
yes
Zybler:
it won’t change into other shape at will right
cfgt:
no
Chewxy:
T-1000: ARE YOU JOHN CONNOR
cfgt:
unless well you dent it lol
Chewxy:
T-1000: JOHN CONNOR WILL BE TERMINATED
cfgt:
we’ve heard the rumours since god knows when
Chewxy:
Dalek: YOU WILL BE EX-TERMI-NA-TED!
Chewxy:
  Cyberman: DELETE DELETE DELETE
Chewxy:
Borg: Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. Your culture will be adapted to serve us
Chewxy:
  T-1000: wtf is wrong with you guys. You’re from the wrong series
cfgt:
they’re just throwing out random plausible ideas
Chewxy:
T-X: hi, I’m Kristinna Loken, sexualized Terminator bot
Chewxy:
EDI: You talk about sexualization? They gave me a bloody camel toe!
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Apr 042012
 

TL;DR: The fastest method of loading passengers onto a plane is to group passengers based on the oddness/evenness of their seat row numbers. Board passengers with odd numbered rows through one door, and passengers with even numbered rows through another door.

I went to Melbourne last weekend for GP Melbourne (don’t ask – I lost badly). But I very nearly didn’t get there. My flight was originally at 5pm, so at 2pm, I decided to do a web check-in. To my surprise, I found that Jetstar had changed my flight from 5pm to 11pm without actually telling me. I checked all my email archives, and I had not received any communiques aside from their stupid weekly sales email. I had a dinner meeting in Melbourne at 8, it was unacceptable that I leave Sydney at 11pm. So I called Jetstar, and after a frantic 40 minutes, I managed to get my flight changed to 7pm. I had still missed the meeting though.

Anyway, so I was at the airport, having had 2 hours sleep the previous night, waiting, half asleep for my flight. Then came an announcement – that there was going to be a delay in the flights. I felt slightly frustrated, but I was short of sleep and felt tired, so I didn’t bother. When it came to boarding however, I was surprised, as Jetstar had changed their boarding method. I thought about it for a while and then I tweeted about what I thought to be Jetstar’s inefficient boarding method:

Despite that, I did work on a simulation while on the flight. I fell asleep after the first few lines of code of course, but on my trip back from Melbourne, I completed the code but never actually ran it… until today. You see, I didn’t think about it for a while until yesterday and today, when I received a number of Twitter mentions. I hadn’t checked my twitter mentions earlier, and hadn’t noticed Jetstar actually replied to my tweet:

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Mar 192012
 

 

This blog post is way overdue. It was meant to be posted on Pi Day (March 14th, thanks to the screwed up date format the Americans have). Anyhow, my partner and I celebrated Half-Tau Day with a dinner full of pies. We had shepherd’s pie for dinner, and for dessert, we had a strawberry pie/tart. The shepherd’s pie on 3.14159266 Day was pretty run-of-the-mill, but the strawberry pie/tart was a little novel, and so we documented us making it. (You can jump straight to the shepherd’s pie recipe if you’re interested)

Strawberry Pie

First off, here’s a picture of all the ingredients:

Yes, you saw that right: Balsamic vinegar AND coriander were in the pie. I did say it was novel didn’t I? My partner and I don’t normally eat sugar, and we had to buy some for 3-as-defined-by-the-Bible Day. Continue reading »

Mar 032012
 

Earlier, I had read a great productivity trick – that is to say, start everyday as a producer, not a consumer of content. While it is not before 8 am, nor have I just got up, I’m stuck in a productivity rut right now, and I shall attempt to “restart” my day with 500 words (or so, since I can be rather lengthy). I shall also try to do this everyday (not necessarily on my blog). I’m going to choose a type of content, and talk about it on my blog. Today’s topic is varied – it will be derived from a few photos I found on my phone — think of it as a photo essay of what I found interesting and took picture of. Continue reading »

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Feb 292012
 


At work, the milk frother had started acting up again. No one was having their morning coffee. And everyone was cranky. Our milk frother came as a set with the coffee machine – a Nespresso Gemini CS 20 – was making milk bubbles instead of foam for our cappucinos. Not keen on waiting on a Nespresso technician, various colleagues have taken to trying to fix the machine themselves. Alas, their efforts were to no avail. I came onto the scene, stared at the machine for a while, thought for a bit, and accurately deduced the problem.

Now, lest you think this is a self-congratulatory tale of my own brilliance, rest assured it is not. Instead, it is a cautionary tale about pragmatism.  Continue reading »

4.2

Dec 062011
 

If you’re a regular reader, you might notice that this blog’s layout has changed again. Fact is, I’ve moved hosts to Webfaction. They’re awesome as a host and beats my previous host in terms of performance and value for money.

So, enjoy the new blog!

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Dec 012011
 

I’ve been writing code quite a bit lately. I used to be the kind of guy who would work on any IDE with any appearances because they didn’t matter much to me. I would code with the default IDE themes (from Visual Studio to Eclipse to Aptana). But then, something changed. I became the guy who tells everyone: appearance matters (I still have colleagues at work using the default Visual Studio theme)

Colour

This year, I decided to try something different. I changed my IDE colour scheme to the VibrantInk colour scheme. And suddenly, my productivity increased. I realize, as I grow older my eyes are more sensitive to certain schemes. A white background with black monospaced text made my eyes tired really quickly, and switching to the VibrantInk theme on Eclipse helped a lot. Over the year, I tweaked more and more of the IDE colour schemes of both work and home. Here’s how my home Aptana theme looks like (it’s the Vibrant Ink theme with the background colors switched to #191919)

Vibrant Ink Theme for Aptana

 

Font

Then came the font revolution. Most IDEs would use the default monospace font on the system (Courier for Windows, Ubuntu Mono for Ubuntu). I was fine with those to begin with. Eventually, tweaking about, I settled for Inconsolata at home and Anonymous Pro at work (I use separate fonts to force my mind to think differently). The same fonts would be set for my terminals at home and at work.

Another tool that I twekaed was PuTTY. But I had just built a new computer last month and my PuTTY is still not tweaked – i.e. still using the defaults. My Aptana on the new machine is fully pimped out, but not my PuTTY – afterall, I don’t pay much attention to it considering I have 4 PuTTY windows sitting there doing nothing, except the occasional cursory glance at it.

ARGH! MY EYES!

Now, today I worked almost all day on my terminal on Ubuntu at work. The font for my terminal was Anonymous Pro, and my background was set to a 95% opacity with #191919 as my background-colour and #EEEEEE as my foreground colour. I came home and needed to tweak something on the edgeyo landing page (which we tweak on a daily basis – mostly invisible tweaks). Having spent the whole day on Ubuntu’s terminal window, coming home to striking white text on black background with Courier size 10 hurt my eye.

Here: have a gander at the before and after

Before - Courier size 10, background: #000000;

After - Inconsolata size 12, background: #191919;

I still have yet to tweak the ANSI colour settings for my PuTTY though – I’ll get to it sooner or later – when my eyes hurt again. So, what are the colour schemes that fit you best?

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Nov 292011
 

Productivity and motivation gurus always talk about flow. Flow is a psychological state of being immersed and concentrated in doing something that everything outside doesn’t matter. It is very difficult to explain the concept of a flow, until one actually achieves and experiences it.

I’ve heard about flow for many many years – when we were younger, my father used to bring us kids to motivational seminars where we’d learn how to get into the flow – and on many occasions I thought I had experienced flow. But I had not. I only truly experienced flow once in late 2008. And immediately, it clicked and I instantly understood why it was called flow.

The experience came with my first ingestion of Ritalin. Ritalin (aka methylphenidate) is a drug used to treat attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD). It was (and still is I believe) rather used and abused by university students who want to concentrate while studying. All I did was have a slow release of methylphenidate and I achieved flow while studying Game Theory. Since then I realized a few things: a) flow is the way of getting things done; b) I probably have ADHD that was never treated.

That however, is besides the point. You see, once you have experienced the flow state, you tend to want to experience it again – afterall, you typically exit the flow state with positive results at hand. I was familiar with the standard advice on how to achieve flow:

  • Have a clear objective
  • Said objective must be challenging enough
  • No interruptions
  • Instant feedback on the subject matter (to form the feedback loop that will feed the flow)

Easier said than done.  I remember many a days when I was in primary school, setting aside blocks of time of solitude to do my homework, but still end up sitting on the TV reading (yes, kids, back in the days, TVs were made of cathode-ray tubes and they were large, and I have a vivid memory of this incident of me ending up sitting on the telly while reading a Secret Seven book by Enid Blyton when I was supposed to be doing my homework or revising for exams). The same continued up to my university days, when I would set aside time to have no distractions, no internet, and yet achieve not much.  Continue reading »

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