How My Brain Runs Away

Zybler and cfgt were having a perfectly normal conversation about the rumoured liquid metal tech being used for the next generation iPhones. I barge in with nonsense. This was the resulting chat:

 

Chewxy:

T-1000 reporting for duty

Zybler:

it would stay that shape

cfgt:

yes

Zybler:

it won’t change into other shape at will right

cfgt:

no

Chewxy:

T-1000: ARE YOU JOHN CONNOR

cfgt:

unless well you dent it lol

Chewxy:

T-1000: JOHN CONNOR WILL BE TERMINATED

cfgt:

we’ve heard the rumours since god knows when

Chewxy:

Dalek: YOU WILL BE EX-TERMI-NA-TED!

Chewxy:

  Cyberman: DELETE DELETE DELETE

Chewxy:

Borg: Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. Your culture will be adapted to serve us

Chewxy:

  T-1000: wtf is wrong with you guys. You’re from the wrong series

cfgt:

they’re just throwing out random plausible ideas

Chewxy:

T-X: hi, I’m Kristinna Loken, sexualized Terminator bot

Chewxy:

EDI: You talk about sexualization? They gave me a bloody camel toe!

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